The following story is not a joke… or maybe it is. In any case, there is an opening for the post of a House Help. And at the moment, Nigerians are all over Twitter marketing themselves for the position.
What is interesting is that even though the vacancy only became available on Wednesday February 6th, it has already garnered interests from thousands of young people who cannot wait for the amazing opportunities that supposedly come with it.
So, what is it that is so fascinating about this House Help position?
As you may have imagined, the whole thing happened on Naija Twitter where a man named Alaba Otukoya advertised the job.
According to Mr Otukoya’s advertisement, the job is based in one of Lagos’ most exclusive/deluxe neighbourhoods — Banana Island. Successful candidates would be paid the sum of N250,000 per month, enjoy flexible working hours, and even get to occasionally travel abroad with the family. Now, how nice is that!
But there is a caveat — applicants must posses a number of skills, and most importantly be graduates.
“House help on Banana Island wanted. Pay 250k a month. You are allowed to go home 6pm on Saturdays and come back before 6pm on Sundays. You must have a kind heart towards children and be ready to travel oversees with the Family. GRADUATES ONLY… Dm…”
Nigerians jumped on the offer, albeit for the fun
Somebody actually said he has an M.Sc. in Cleaning and Utility Management, as well as a PhD. in Child Care, Toy Symbiosis, and Poo Extraction. Tell you what, Nairametrics thought about sending someone over to the National University Commission to find out more about these courses, but then we figured maybe it’s not necessary after all. After all, the fact that it is on Naija Twitter means that it is true, right?! Lol.
I have a MSC in cleaning and utility management studies with a PhD in child care, toy symbiosis and poo extraction. I have over 25 years wealth of experience including an industrial training experience with my iya agba Nilu oyo. I'm equally fluent in nursery rhyme language.
— Toba (@tegbe_toba) February 6, 2019
Someone else said he is twenty years old, but has thirty years of experience in the House Help business. And you can’t even blame the young man for lying. After all, you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do, right?
Another young man said a friend of his, who currently works in a tier-1 Nigerian bank, is interested in the House Help job and seriously considering resigning their bank job. What a career move!
My friend that works in GTB wants to resign to grab this opportunity. Moving from the banking industry to the househelp industry is something that is shameful naa. What should I advise him??
— Honor Roadman (@ys_honor) February 6, 2019
Think you’ve seen all the funniest comments yet? Well, not so fast. This young man said it has always been his dream to be a Help Help. Maybe he deserves this job after all.
Being a house help has been my childhood dream. Give me the chance to actualize my dream sir. Kindly open your DM sir
— Goal Digger (@nameismartins) February 6, 2019
Meanwhile, some have some misgivings about the job. But trust the ladies to quickly calculate the salaries and show how much any successful applicant would be worth in just a few years on the job! What is pride?!
Jokes asides, some might have taken it seriously
Although majority of the comments were made out of joke for the funny situation, there is every possibility that some people may have actually applied for the position. After all, unemployment is one of Nigeria’s biggest problems.
Latest figures published by the National Bureau of Statistics, NBS, shows that unemployment rate in the country stands at 23.1%, with some 20.9 million Nigerians out of jobs.
FG approves 60% debt forgiveness for licensed radio and television stations
The effective date of the debt forgiveness shall be July 10 – October 6, 2020.
The Nigerian government granted a 60% debt forgiveness to all licensees indebted to the National Broadcasting Commission (NBC). The move was an additional step to the 2 months license fee waiver granted to the industry as a palliative to deal with the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed, said the measures were put in place as a result of the report submitted by the post-COVID-19 initiative committee for the creative industry.
GOVERNMENT GRANTS 60% DEBT FORGIVENESS TO DEBTOR BROADCAST LICENCEES.
The Federal Government of Nigeria has granted 60% debt forgiveness to licencees indebted to the NBC. This is in addition to the 2 months licence fee waiver granted earlier……..https://t.co/Sd4UCPgNJH pic.twitter.com/1hkNJSjBvb
— nbcgovng (@nbcgovng) July 6, 2020
He added that many radio and television stations remain indebted to the government to the tune of N7.8 billion.
The Minister added that the debt forgiveness will not apply to pay-TV service operators but to only terrestrial TV and radio stations in the country.
He added that the criterion for enjoying the debt forgiveness is for the debtor to pay 40% of their existing debt within 3 months. Any station that is unable to pay the 40% indebtedness within 3 months window shall forfeit the opportunity.
Existing license fee is discounted by 30% for all open terrestrial radio and television services effective July 10.
The effective date of the debt forgiveness shall be July 10 – October 6, 2020.
Covid-19: Scientists ask WHO to revise recommendations as new evidence emerges
Researchers plan to publish in a scientific journal next week, an open letter to WHO.
Hundreds of scientists have asked the World Health Organization (WHO) to revise its recommendation for the novel coronavirus pandemic, after they discovered new evidence suggesting that air-borne smaller particles of the virus can infect people.
The WHO had disclosed that the coronavirus disease spreads primarily from person to person through small droplets from the nose or mouth, which are discharged when a person with the coronavirus disease coughs, sneezes or speaks.
According to the scientists whether the virus is carried by large droplets that zoom through the air after a sneeze or by much smaller exhaled droplets that may move quietly through the length of a room, the coronavirus is borne through air and can infect people when inhaled.
Researchers plan to publish in a scientific journal next week, an open letter to WHO by 239 scientists in 32 countries, where they outlined the evidence showing that smaller particles can infect people.
However, the United Nations health agency has said that the report from the scientists that the virus is airborne was not convincing.
According to the WHO technical lead for Infection Prevention and Control, Dr Benedetta Allegranzi, ‘’Especially in the last couple of months, we have been stating several times that we consider airborne transmission as possible but certainly not supported by solid or even clear evidence.”
It can be recalled that WHO said over the weekend that it was stopping its trials of the malaria drug hydroxychloroquine and combination HIV drug lopinavir/ritonavir on hospitalized patients with the coronavirus disease after they failed to reduce the death rate.
The setback came as the WHO reported more than 200,000 new cases of the disease globally, the first time in a single day.
FCMB shuts contact centre locations due to COVID-19 scare
Other banks have recently had to shut down their branches due to public health concerns caused by COVID-19.
First City Monument Bank (FCMB) Limited informed its customers, yesterday, that its contact centre locations have all been temporarily shut down following COVID-19 scare.
A brief statement that was issued via Twitter emphasised that the general shutdown of the physical locations is only a temporary and precautionary measure aimed at preventing further spread of the contagious virus. The statement, however, did not clarify whether there have been any reported cases of infection at these contact centre locations.
“Dear Customers, we trust you are doing well and staying safe. We would like to inform you about the temporary closure of one of our Contact Centre locations as a precautionary measure to curtail the spread of COVID-19 and protect our employees,” part of the statement said.
Meanwhile, customers were informed that FCMB’s contact centres will remain active in the meantime, albeit virtually. However, customers may experience delays prior to being attended to. Customers were also advised to explore the self-help options offered by the bank’s electronic banking channels in order to resolve their challenges.
As a result, even though our Contact Centre remains functional, you may experience longer wait times when reaching us. We sincerely apologize for every inconvenience.
— FCMB (@MyFCMB) July 5, 2020
Nairametrics understands that some of the bank’s customers have been experiencing some ‘not so great’ customer service over the past few weeks. One of these customers, who chose not to be named, confirmed this to Nairametrics. Reacting to the statement by the bank, the customer said:
“This statement explains why the bank has not been responding to complaints across all its channels. For at least 4 weeks now, they don’t respond to emails, WhatsApp messages or DMs. I have some funds that they have not reversed in like 4 weeks now. If you check Twitter, you will see so many similar complaints.”
Recall that some other banks have had to close down their branches due to the same reason given by FCMB. Just recently, Jaiz Bank Plc shut down its Ikeja branch for disinfection. Weeks before that, Wema Bank also confirmed that two of its branches were temporarily shut down after two staff became infected with the virus.